Hi friends , mr. Sanjayrai has now officially made a fun of my old punch line .

Rocks can fly!!!
In their dreams!!!!!


Including him total 6 people have made fun of it .
So , pls help me come up with a new one .

check dese out.......... exclusive.......chuck norris jokes...lololololololololololol


Chuck Norris doesn't request clearances, he states
intentions.

Chuck Norris never gets vectors to final . . . final gets
vectored to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37.

Hijackers squawk 7400 when Chuck Norris is on board

If you ever lose sight of Chuck Norris, check your six
o'clock.

When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, incoming traffic
is told to hold short

Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it
when he no longer has any use for it.

Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind
would never dare get cross with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00.
Chuck Norris is never under pressure.

When the BASH condition is Red, planes don't fly. When the
BASH condition is Norris, birds don't fly.

Chuck Norris has never had a midair collision, He has shot
down anyplane that has gotten within 10 miles

When told to break at the numbers, Chuck Norris politely
reminded the controller that Chuck Norris cannot be broken
and proceeded with the straight in.

Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying.

If you are flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them.

Chuck Norris is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off
of Chuck Norris

Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1.
Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier with his fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't manage operational risk...he seeks it.

An ejection seat is not safe until Chuck Norris gets out of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need crew rest...he never sleeps.

Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance...once
Minimum Safe Altitudes do not apply when Chuck Norris is
airborne,if you are in the air when Chuck Norris is flying you
are never safe.

Chuck Norris is never given the instructions "when able" .
Chuck Norris is never unable to do anything.

Favorable winds are always in the same direction as Chuck
Norris' flightpath

Chuck Norris has never had to adapt his eyes to the dark.
His infrared vision is working perfectly fine.

T-45 Anti Icing Capabilities: Pitot Heat, 5th Stage Bleed Air,
Chuck Norris

A permanent TFR surrounds Chuck Norris...no one is safe.
Chuck Norris cannot be tracked on radar, if he appears, it is
too late; you are already dead.

A good flight for Chuck Norris is a bad flight for you.

Leading cause of disorientation for pilots: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.

Chuck Norris is the only person to graduate SERE School
via correspondence.

Chuck Norris isn't holding, he is circling above his victims.

The weather outlook for the area around Chuck Norris :
100% Chance of Pain

Thanks for the reply . Starting to read

Changed . Thanks

the older one was nice.