The only 'lube' in your house is for your swashplate.

You'll drive an hour to the flying field, but not 5 minutes to pick up milk.

Your idea of a good time on a Friday night is staying home and trying to get rid of a pesky vibration.

You have more pics of your helicopter than your family.

You spend Rs 3000 on new batteries but freak out when you're overcharged Rs 5 at the vegetable cart.

You can balance your blades but not your bank account.

You move just for a house with a bigger yard.

You put the cheapest petrol possible in your Rs 10,00,000 car, but you insist on at least 15% nitro for your heli.

You walk into the LHS for a spare part and come out with a whole new helicopter.

The sound of doorbell sends shivers down your spine (UPS? Fedex? DHL?)

You have a whole room in your house dedicated to your RC heli.

You have a stash of RC heli manuals to read in the bathroom.

You're constantly checking the wind speed.

You have a white stripe on your neck from your transmitter strap.

You have a cat named 'Aileron' and a dog named 'Rudder.'

You have enough battery power to run your house.

Your fingers are constantly glued together with CA.

You're stuck between taking your girlfriend for a night out and getting lucky, or buying a new set of carbon blades.

You're reading this article.

 

 

Great man!!! 

Good Job man

I think there can be a few more like

When you have a caddy ( field tool box) for your RC heli and you have even posted a pic of the same on this forum (I know I am going to 

You always wish that today is not a windy day

When you proactively give extra money to your post man to deliver all spares to your house instead of leaving it at the door step.

Please keep adding your Thoughts it feels good.

HellyFlyer

there are endless possibilities 

....When you fit a gyro on your dog's tail to fix the wag  

Everytime I saw my fan, I think of adjusting its pitch to get maximum air

I imagine my roof fan with so high pitch that if I give some extra throttle (regulator  ) It will take the ceiling high in the sky 

its not abt heli but I am aricraft addict and happen most of the time...when driving on a highway whenever I reach at a speed of 70 I mumble V1....at 80 I again mumble V2 and at 90 I pull the steering towards myself and speak loudly 'Rotate' ....... while driving the central dividing line on the runway .......sorry...highway road.